The word "Master" is one of those words that can drive serious foreign students of English "Nuts" "Bonkers" "Coo-coo" or any number of other nouns camouflaged as adjectives and that mix up our metaphors and hold them in suspension or is it suspicion? Oh, never mind.
A master can be either a teacher, a learned, or else an accomplished individual as in “Head Master” or a “Masters” degree, or as was the intent in this “reporter,” ‘a man wif a-lott-o buk larning bout hony bees.’ He has to be male because if he were female he would have to trans-morph-itate himself into a “Mistress.” Believe me, not an easy task when dressed in a full bee suit.

“Master” also has the connotation of one who is in charge as in a “Master” of ceremonies, or the slave “Master” relationship, be it human slavery, a hi-tech computer term, or something that either makes your car go faster, or else helps it stop, like a clutch or a brake “Master” cylinder. Then there is the “Master” more often seen now in old British films. This Master refers to a young man of the house hold or manor who is definitely not in charge of anything today, but who is likely to be in charge of everything someday. As in “Master” Charles, your Papa whishes to speak with you in his study.” Finally to heap injury on top of trauma, “Master” can also refer to an old or over the hill athlete, as in a tournament of “Masters.” Yes I know we have come full circle and are back to the original definition for “Master” at the top of this paragraph.
My point being, Please everyone, let’s invent another term to replace “Master Beekeeper” and draw up some tough, science based qualifications that must ‘bee’ met before one can ‘bee’ christened a “Master Beekeeper.” You know, a periodic re-certification or degrees of “Mastery” might bee a good idea as well, like a Black Belt. I feel that it is far easier to become a “Master” beekeeper these days than it is to become an oh… let’s say a “Master” barkeeper. Remember, every “Master” beekeeper in America is viewed by the public as your better, teacher, superior or “Master.” Let’s truly make it stand for something!! :applause: