No Wayne...not his fault but....when you have bees coming at you, people in general will stand there a do a dance in a circle swattin at moving bees in the air. If you find yourself actually being attacked by angry bees the best thing to do is move and move fast in a straight line as far away as possible and keep running till you've out ran them OR as stated...try and find a place indoors. I would pay to see a video of this happening with his two buddies "trying to help him." Update is he's doin perfectly fine today. Called my nephew last night and the news was saying stable condition so ya know they held him overnite just to "observe". He'll have a tale to tell the rest of his life over a few beers. Wonder how many stings it will actually be with the addition of time???? :scratch:I guess I don't know what that means. Was this his fault?
Yep, can you say 'one legger down a badger hole'?Michael Bush;
So glad to hear there is another Patrick MacManus fan around. Loved his stories and books. Although, my wife banned them from the bedroom because I kept her awake laughing so hard. :lpf:
I agree, FBLP is best.
I loved the grasshopper catcher. All of his are gut busting funny. Why? Because we can see ourselves in there.>Yep, can you say 'one legger down a badger hole'?
There are so many good Patrick McManus stories... but one that sticks in my mind is "Poof! No eyebrows." I don't think I STOPPED laughing through the whole story...
But I loved his terms FBLP and FBSP. They are both perfect for different situations... like running from bees or not getting chased by bears... speaking of which, I knew of a guy named "Chased by Bears..." and I always figured there was a good story behind that name... probably one Patrick McManus could make even funnier...