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> GOD: St. Francis, you know all about gardens and nature. What in the world is going on down there in Elora, ON and elsewhere in the province?
>What happened to the dandelions, violets, thistle and stuff I started eons ago? I had a perfect, no-maintenance garden plan. Those plants grow in any type of soil, withstand drought and multiply with abandon. The nectar from the long lasting blossoms attract butterflies, honeybees and flocks of songbirds. I expected to see a vast garden of colours by now. But all I see are these green rectangles.

>ST. FRANCIS: It's the tribes that settled there,
Lord. The Suburbanites.
They started calling your flowers weeds and went
to great lengths to kill them and replace them with grass.
> GOD: Grass? But it's so boring. It's not colorful. It doesn't attract butterflies, birds and bees, only grubs and sod worms. It's temperamental with temperatures. Do these Suburbanites really want all that grass
growing there?
> ST. FRANCIS: Apparently so, Lord. They go to great pains to grow it and keep it green. They begin each spring by fertilizing grass and poisoning any other plant that crops up in the lawn.
> GOD: The spring rains and warm weather probably
make grass grow really fast. That must make the Suburbanites happy.
> ST. FRANCIS: Apparently not, Lord. As soon as it grows a little, they cut
it, sometimes twice a week.
> GOD: They cut it? Do they then bale it like hay?
> ST. FRANCIS: Not exactly Lord. Most of them rake it up and put it in bags.
> GOD: They bag it? Why? Is it a cash crop? Do they sell it?
> ST. FRANCIS: No, sir -- just the opposite. They
pay to throw it away.
> GOD: Now, let me get this straight. They fertilize grass so it will grow.
And when it does grow, they cut it off and pay to
throw it away?
> ST. FRANCIS: Yes, sir.
> GOD: These Suburbanites must be relieved in the
summer when we cut back on the rain and turn up the heat. That surely slows the growth and saves
them a lot of work.
> ST. FRANCIS: You aren't going to believe this,
> Lord. When the grass stops growing so fast, they drag out hoses and pay more money to water it so they can continue to mow it and pay to get rid ofit.
> GOD: What nonsense. At least they kept some of the trees. That was a sheer stoke of genius, if I do say so myself. The trees grow leaves in
the spring to provide beauty and shade in the
summer. In the autumn they fall to the ground and form a natural blanket to keep moisture in the soil and protect the trees and bushes. Plus, as they rot, the leaves form compost to enhance the soil. It's a natural circle
of life.
> ST. FRANCIS: You'd better sit down, Lord. The
Suburbanites have drawn a new circle. As soon as the leaves fall, they rake them into great piles
> and pay to have them hauled away.
> GOD: No. What do they do to protect the shrub and tree roots in the
winter and to keep the soil moist and loose?
> ST. FRANCIS: After throwing away the leaves, they go out and buy something which they call mulch. They haul it home and spread it around
in place of the leaves.
> GOD: And where do they get this mulch?
> ST. FRANCIS: They cut down trees and grind them up to make the mulch.
> GOD: Enough! I don't want to think about this
anymore . St. Catherine, you're in charge of the arts. What movie have you scheduled for us tonight?
> ST. CATHERINE: Dumb and Dumber, Lord. It's a real stupid movie about
> ......GOD: Never mind, I think I just heard the whole story from St. Francis.
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Last weekend I was out in the pasture with my brother in law pulling up musk thistles.

We came across a patch of beautiful blue flowers and he asked me if they were weeds or wildflowers. :rolleyes: God help me.

This is the same guy that I got really Pee'd off at when he mowed down my wildflowers just before they went to seed. He said he thought they were weeds and my sister didn't like how ugly they made the yard look.

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I'm glad you like it!

But really....since I keep bees, I have a whole different outlook when it comes to weeds!
I sure didn't mind all those Dandelions on the Acreage.
My Neighbor came over to ask me if he can cut some of the willow leaning over to his side and shortening out the Electric fence, I said sure, just cut whatever you feel like, he said, he was cutting down too many willows over the years that he almost got nothing left. I told him that I keep two hives and that it's a good pollen source early spring.
He said, that he never saw this many dandelion then what we had this Year.
I said bees love it too!

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It took six years, but my neighbors are finally used to seeing every weed go to flower in my yard. My clover mounds get to 2' tall and I don't mow them until the bees lose interest--then they grow back even bigger. I turned a 1/2 acre that buffers the vegetable garden and beeyard from the roadway into a "meadow." I guess my saving grace is that I'm out in the boonies and my neighbors can't see my property for all the trees on the borderline. Nonetheless, they insist on calling me "the crazy bee lady."
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