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I went to the doctor yesterday for my physical and blood work. So, he tells my cholesterol is too high and puts me back on my cholesterol med. He tells me my creatine is too high so that might be causing kidney damage. During my physical he tells me I have a double hernia. I said, “Doc if you don’t quit tell me all this bad news, I’m going to quit coming here!!!” So next week I an appointment with a general surgeon.
 

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I had double inguinal hernia a couple of years ago. True Story:

Watching the Tour de France a few years ago. When Lance was winning. They did the whole testicular cancer story deal. Well I had a bulge down there that hurt as the day went one. My wife saw the story and just knew I had TC. I just put it off. Finally (6 months) she talked me into going to the doc. Went to the top doc in Dallas. His nurse came in and opened a big ole bottle of ky jelly and just sat it to the side. (that reminds me. I need to add to oldbees fear thead) He's a uroligest(sp) so she was doing a colon check prep. Doc comes in and ask why I am here. I say the wife thinks I have TC. He says drop'em. He looks/touches for .5 seconds and says you have a hernia. Get out of here. Go to so and so and have surgery.
 

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So you are telling us you got a hernia from watching someone else ride a bike...man that is lame. :D
 

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I concur. It is lame.

I had to go to the ER tonight and get a few stiches. Got that from watching Golf tonight. Go figure??:D
 

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Next he's gonna tell us he got an STD from watching porn.
Stranger things have happened! Over the last couple decades I grew a big ol' set of man breasts just sittin' in front of the TV, drinkin' barley pop, eatin' chips and watchin' a bunch of steroid junkies play ball.:popcorn: I heard steroids could do that to a guy.

George
 

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Stay away from doctors at all costs! People that go to doctors have a much greater chance of being diagnosed with something bad than the rest of us.:no:
 

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Next he's gonna tell us he got an STD from watching porn.
Well...I thought at one time I might have a problem. Turns out it was the cheetos. All good now. No more cheetos.
 
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