LOL! I had an "event" similar recently. I went to visit the girls, and low and behold, a bee got stuck in my hair. Last time I got stung on the head, I looked like Charlie Brown for 4 days. So here I am, running through the yard, flopping my hair to free the bee (I'm a female with shoulder length hair)....and I run into a huge spider web...right across my face! I love my bees, but I HATE spiders! So here I am, trying to get a bee out of my hair, AND remove a strong golden orb spider web from my face! I am 1000% positive if somebody caught it all on video, we could have won that funniest video show! I am still hoping nobody saw....
inch: Glad you kept the family jewels in operation... 