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I've been waiting all day for someone to post the thread of the year. Guess I'll start it.

Happy 70th birthday to Mr. Norris. Chuck Norris that is.

Little known fact:

Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They... now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.....
 

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I figured you or Tom would have been on top of it.
 

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He's a little late to get the early bird specials. :)
 

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I would like to watch one of those poker games of course Chuck Norris wins, but what is the devil wagering? I'm thinking Chuck can win back lost souls. Would that make him a saint?
 

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Ok, here's is some humor for the old boy!
CHUCK NORRIS JOKES AND HUMOUR

THE TOP TEN CHUCK NORRIS FACTS:
01 Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he has never cried.
02 Chuck Norris counted to infinity - twice.
03 Chuck Norris does not hunt because the word hunting infers the probability of failure. Chuck Norris goes killing.
04 If you can see Chuck Norris, he can see you. If you can't see Chuck Norris you may be only seconds away from death.
05 Chuck Norris sold his soul to the devil for his rugged good looks and unparalleled martial arts ability. Shortly after the transaction was finalized, Chuck roundhouse kicked the devil in the face and took his soul back. The devil, who appreciates irony, couldn't stay mad and admitted he should have seen it coming. They now play poker every second Wednesday of the month.
06 When the Boogeyman goes to sleep every night he checks his closet for Chuck Norris.
07 Chuck Norris built a time machine and went back in time to stop the JFK assassination. As Oswald shot, Chuck Norris met all three bullets with his beard, deflecting them. JFK's head exploded out of sheer amazement.
08 Chuck Norris has already been to Mars; that's why there are no signs of life there.
09 They once made a Chuck Norris toilet paper, but it wouldn't take **** from anybody.
10 A blind man once stepped on Chuck Norris' shoe. Chuck replied, "Don't you know who I am? I'm Chuck Norris!" The mere mention of his name cured this man blindness. Sadly the first, last, and only thing this man ever saw, was a fatal roundhouse delivered by Chuck Norris.

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We always shut down the factory on Chucks bday!
This week was Walker, Texas Ranger Week at Maxant. Everyone was required to wear cowboy boots, and a cowboy hat. :shhhh:
Next week will be Missing in Action theme week......my employees are good at that on their own however. :rolleyes:
 

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Got any job openings? :)
 

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Hey Jake. Ever thought of making an extractor with the spinners in the shape of a foot. The Chuck Norris Series. "We Round House Kick the honey out."
 

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There's some really old guy named Chuck Norris on that commercial with the gal who used to be Christie Brinkley; they're trying to sell exercise equipment. Sad, just sad!

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Hey Jake. Ever thought of making an extractor with the spinners in the shape of a foot. The Chuck Norris Series. "We Round House Kick the honey out."
Hahahaha, I may design the spinner blade in the shape of his foot. Might need a larger tank.......
 
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