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I noticed that there wasn't a lot of bee comedy out there and I think we should be having more fun.

So... I guess I'll start with one that I just made up.

I smoke my bees so much... That they think I've moved them to the Bingo Hall at the Legion.
 

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One question that is asked frequently at bee shows is: What do bees do over winter, do they hibernate or what?

My answer is: They snuggle with their honey!
 

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Hahaha... That's the spirit guys... Keep them coming!

I knew there was some bee comedy out there!!!
 

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Who is the bees favorite singer????????








Sting!
 

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What's the different between honey bees and people at the unemployment office?

The bees work...

:applause:
 

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here' a few more...

Bee jokes 01
Q: Who is the bees favorite singer?
A: Sting!

Q: Who is the bees favorite pop group?
A: The bee gees!

Q: What do you get if you cross a bee with a skunk?
A: An animal that stinks and stings!

Q: What does a queen bee do when she burps?
A: Issues a royal pardon!

Q: How does a queen bee get around her hive?
A: She's throne!

Q: What does the bee Santa Claus say?
A: Ho hum hum!

Q: Why do bees hum?
A: Because they've forgotten the words!

Q: What kind of bees hum and drop things?
A: A fumble bee!

Q: What did the bee say to the flower?
A: Hello honey!

Q: What's a bees favorite flower?
A: A bee-gonias!

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