Cranky old man thread

[jcase]

For Saltybee, beemandan and I (and anyone else feeling old and cranky any given day)

Get off my lawn.

[gww]

I was grumpy before I got here and now I am worse.
Go to your room.
Cheers
gww

[eltalia]

"Get off my lawn ."

... there there, goodness me..!.. have you greenfield issues...?... a confined outyard...?...gnomes with personality issues(Grinchism)???
A cup of tea at the vestry an' a wee chat, perhaps?

... heh


Bill

[jcase]

"Get off my lawn ."

... there there, goodness me..!.. have you greenfield issues...?... a confined outyard...?...gnomes with personality issues(Grinchism)???
A cup of tea at the vestry an' a wee chat, perhaps?

... heh


Bill

I have issue with a griping neighbor who likes to hop the back fence (dunno, where I was born you came up the driveway, hopping back fences was strong no) and come complain about dogs that she can't even see or hear from her property (had she not been trespassing she wouldnt have known they existed).

Also had issues with methhead running around the place naked and breaking into a few buildings. Thankfully their little methcamp was foreclosed on. I did get a good 10 hours of video (lots of cameras) of funny looking naked guy running around in cold as heck rain. And yes, I put it up on youtube lol.

[Amiaji]

Grumble grumble grumble mothers... grumble grumble grumble.

[Aroc]

'Grey Pride'

[jcase]

Grumble grumble grumble mothers... grumble grumble grumble.

At least you didnt need to walk up hill both ways for 10 miles in 5ft of snow to your apiary

[RayMarler]

Wow, I can't believe I fell for it again...
Tried to help out a whippersnapper
who needs a flashlight worse than I do.
Wow, you'd think I'd have learned by now.
I'm crawling back into my cave now.
G'night and good luck.

[eltalia]

I have issue with a griping neighbor who likes to hop the back fence (dunno, where I was born you came up the driveway, hopping back fences was strong no) and come complain about dogs that she can't even see or hear from her property (had she not been trespassing she wouldnt have known they existed).

..tellya, I wouldn't be messing with a lady who is fit and able to scale a
>6foot soundproof fence!
Invite her and partner over for a Barbie and a few quiet bottles ;-)

Also had issues with methhead running around the place naked and breaking into a few buildings. Thankfully their little methcamp was foreclosed on. I did get a good 10 hours of video (lots of cameras) of funny looking naked guy running around in cold as heck rain. And yes, I put it up on youtube lol.

Yep.. got that here too, in the towns.
Neighbourhoods of the Millenium are shot to shite !!
.... happy to be out of it, and beekeeping in private ;-)

Bill

[Phoebee]

Also had issues with methhead running around the place naked and breaking into a few buildings. Thankfully their little methcamp was foreclosed on. I did get a good 10 hours of video (lots of cameras) of funny looking naked guy running around in cold as heck rain. And yes, I put it up on youtube lol.

There are times wen one colony of africanized bees might be amusing!

[jcase]

There are times wen one colony of africanized bees might be amusing!

I substantially increased my number of hives after that happened, not because of that but that was the rumor lol

[JWPalmer]

There are times wen one colony of africanized bees might be amusing!

That's the youtube video I want to see.

[jcase]

That's the youtube video I want to see.

Replying privately, not sure what forum moderators would think

[eltalia]

Replying privately, not sure what forum moderators would think

Crikey..!!.be a bit rough iffn the Mods jumped at that?
Like..are you sayin' they are grumpier thanthis thread..!.. heh ;-))

Bill

[mathesonequip]

i was passing gas the same time this morning that i was coughing and sneezing, it is going to be a grumpy day at best.

[beemandan]

The carload of fanatics (I’ll not specify their religious affiliation) drove up my driveway unannounced. My old dog was growling. The driver cracked his window and asked ‘does that dog bite?’. My reply….’not as long as you stay in your car.’
Me a cranky old man? Naw.

[beemandan]

Around 9 one night a car came up the driveway and shortly after came a knock on the door. I opened the door and the stranger asked….’is it too late to buy a jar of honey?’. I let the stock of my old twelve guage bump the corner of the door jamb. He noticed….and said…..’I’ll come another time.’
Do you see a theme?

[beemandan]

The local FEDX delivery guy is terrified of my bees. I’m not sure why I’ve never mentioned to him that the hives stacked alongside my driveway are empty.