An old man went to the doctor complaining of a terrible pain in his leg. “I am afraid it’s just old age”, replied the doctor, “there is nothing we can do about it.” “That can’t be” fumed the old man, “you don’t know what you are doing.” “How can you possibly know I am wrong?” countered the doctor. “Well it’s quite obvious,” the old man replied, “my other leg is fine, and it’s the exact same age!”
An old guy goes to the doctor complaining of pain in various places. The doc asks the old guy to point where it hurts. The old guy points at his leg, then his hip, then his ribs and finally his elbow. The doc replies back " the reason all those places hurt is because your finger is broke"!