Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken."

She said I wasn't funny but she couldn't have been right because everyone
else laughed.

My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
favorite animal.

I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of
PETA. He said they love animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

I told her it was chicken.

She asked me why so I told her it was because you could make them into
fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to
do it again.

I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher
doesn't like it when I am.

Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I
told her, "Colonel Sanders."

Guess where I am now...