The Amish and Elevators
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  1. #1
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    May 2007
    Hillsboro, Wisconsin, USA

    Default The Amish and Elevators

    An Amish boy and his father were visiting a mall. They were amazed by almost everything they saw, but especially by two shiny, silver walls that could move apart and then slide back together again.

    The boy asked, "What is this, Father?" The father (never having seen an elevator) responded, "Son, I have never seen anything like this in my life, I don't know what it is."

    While the boy and his father were watching with amazement, a fat old lady in a wheel chair rolled up to the moving walls and pressed a button. The walls opened and the lady rolled between them into a small room. The walls closed and the boy and his father watched the small circular numbers above the walls light up sequentially. They continued to watch until it reached the last number and then the numbers began to light in the reverse order.. Finally the walls opened up again and a gorgeous, voluptuous 24 year old blonde woman stepped out.

    The father, not taking his eyes off the young woman, said quietly to his son ............... "Go get your mother."

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  3. #2
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    Jun 2009
    Malabar, FL

    Default Re: The Amish and Elevators

    ha, ha that made me laugh.

  4. #3
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    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Re: The Amish and Elevators

    LOL. One of my all time favorites! Good to hear from ya today!
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.


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