The economy is so bad
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  1. #1
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    Default The economy is so bad

    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    It's so bad, I ordered a burger at McDonalds and the kid behind the counter asked, "Can you afford fries with that?"

    The economy is so bad that CEO's are now playing miniature golf.

    The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    The economy is so bad Hot Wheels and Matchbox stocks are trading higher than GM.

    The economy is so bad McDonalds is selling the 1/4 ouncer.

    The economy is so bad parents in Beverly Hills fired their nannies and learned their children's names.

    The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
    Last edited by Barry; 10-02-2009 at 08:20 AM.
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    Default Re: The economy is so bad

    Good one! Where did it come from?
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    Default Re: The economy is so bad

    Just showed up in my mailbox, from a friend.
    Regards, Barry

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    Default Re: The economy is so bad

    Hah! Those are good!
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    Default Re: The economy is so bad

    Thanks Barry I needed that . My favorites are:

    Quote Originally Posted by Barry View Post
    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.

    The economy is so bad if the bank returns your check marked "Insufficient Funds," you call them and ask if they meant you or them.

    The economy is so bad Motel Six won't leave the light on anymore.

    The economy is so bad the Mafia is laying off judges.
    "I only regret that I have but one life to lose for my country." Nathan Hale, 1776

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    The economy is so bad that I got a pre-declined credit card in the mail.
    That one cracks me up!
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    Default Re: The economy is so bad

    i love the motel 6 one.
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