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    Did you ever wonder why there are no dead penguins on the ice in Antarctica - where do they go?

    Wonder no more!!!

    It is a known fact that the penguin is a very ritualistic bird which
    lives an extremely ordered and complex life.

    The penguin is very committed to its family and will mate for life, as well as maintaining a form of compassionate contact with its offspring throughout its life.

    If a penguin is found dead on the ice surface, other members of the family and social circle have been known to dig holes in the ice, using their vestigial wings and beaks, until the hole is deep enough for the dead bird to be rolled into and buried.

    The male penguins then gather in a circle around the fresh grave and sing:


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    "Freeze a jolly good fellow."
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    groan
    Ed, KA9CTT profanity is IGNORANCE made audible
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    Double Groan.
    Regards, Barry

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    I thought you two especially would appreciate that, living up there at the North Pole and all!
    "Success is not final, failure is not fatal: it is the courage to continue that counts." Winston Churchill

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    Triple GROAN, and not because I live in the north... .................. I got it!! Thanks?

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    Very corny, but I like corny jokes.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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