| 10. |
Your friends think
you look better with your veil on. |
| 9. |
You
take off your hat in a restaurant and someone throws a dollar
in it. |
| 8. |
You're
heading back to Montana after the almonds and see a sign saying
"Welcome to Phoenix". |
| 7. |
You
put a little Bee-Go behind your ears before heading out for a
night on the town. |
| 6. |
The
Mayo clinic requests permission to use you as an example of the
cumulative effect of bee stings. |
| 5. |
You
find your coveralls stuck to the seat at the local cafe and are
forced to leave them behind. |
| 4. |
A
biker asks directions to the nearest restaurant and you perform
a short waggle dance. He punches your lights out. |
| 3. |
You
wear an Apistan strip around your neck to formal events. |
| 2. |
You're
asked to give a talk at a local school and you give an hour demonstration
on frying varroa with a magnifying glass. |
| 1. |
Your
wife kicks you out of the house in the fall and doesn't let you
back in until spring. |
