Weasel in the henhouse.
Blood thirsty Weasel has discovered my laying hens. He's killed two so far, yesterday and today and I wouldn't really mind except he doesn't eat them, he just drinks their blood through bites in their neck. I'm sure it's a Weasel because if it was a Skunk they would be half eaten and more than one dead at a time. I think it was Farley Mowat who said that if a weasel was as big as a wolf no man would be safe in the forest.
A Bank is a place where they lend you an umbrella in fair weather and ask for it back when it rains.- Robert Frost