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    Default the barber

    One day a florist went to a barber for a haircut.

    After the cut, he asked about his bill, and the barber replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The florist was pleased and left the shop. When the barber went to open his shop the next morning, there was a 'thank you' card and a dozen roses waiting for him at his door.

    Later, a cop comes in for a haircut, and when he tries to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; I'm doing community service this week.' The cop was happy and left the shop. The next morning when the barber went to open up, There was a 'thank you' card and a dozen donuts waiting for him at his door.

    Then a Senator came in for a haircut, and when he went to pay his bill, the barber again replied, 'I cannot accept money from you; Im doing community service this week.' The Senator was very happy and left the shop. The next morning, when the barber went to open up, there were a dozen Senators lined up waiting for a free haircut.

    And that, my friends, illustrates the fundamental difference between the citizens of our country and the politicians who run it.
    mike syracuse ny
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    Well, that proves it!
    Politics is the entertainment branch of industry. -Frank Zappa

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    Default Re: the barber

    That sounds about right.

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    Default Re: the barber

    You got it!!!! Funny, indeed.

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