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  1. #1
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    Default Coming soon to a theatre near you: 'pesti-side story'

    Just to amuse you . . .

    With apologies to the genius of Leonard Bernstein and Stephen Sondheim: see attached Word DOC

    COMING SOON TO A THEATRE NEAR YOU!

    'PESTI -SIDE STORY'!


    Starring Cast:

    Tony: – ‘a randy young pestitute’

    Varroa: – a sexy girl parasite

    Riff and the Pesticide Jets

    The Sharks (Bayer & Syngenta)

    The Jets (the EPA Chorus)





    VARROA! . .. From the Musical ‘Pesti-Side Story’

    Varroa . . . (spoken by Tony)



    Tony - sings:

    "The finest excuse I have ever heard:

    Varroa ,Varroa, Varroa, Varroa . . .

    To explain all dead bees - to a doubtful world

    Varroa, Varroa, Varroa, Varroa . . .



    Varroa!

    I've just found a mite named Varroa,

    I’ll use it to deny,

    What’s killing every honey-bee

    Varroa!

    I’ve just kissed a mite called Varroa

    The finest Alibi

    When pollinators die

    You see?


    Varroa!

    Say it soft,- and the money’s flowing,
    Say it loud, - and my bank account’s growing.

    Varroa,
    I'll never stop saying Varroa!

    EXIT stage left to sound of showers of gold coins falling onto the stage.

    Rita Moreno dabs at her glistening eyes.

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    Default Re: Coming soon to a theatre near you: 'pesti-side story'

    I bet your on the black list of parliament.

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    Default Re: Coming soon to a theatre near you: 'pesti-side story'

    Quote Originally Posted by borderbeeman View Post
    Just to amuse you . . .
    This fits in very nicely with the rest of the fairy tales you have posted here. Perhaps you should combine them all into a book. You could call it "Tilting at Windmills"

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tilting_at_windmills




    As you can see from the emoticons, I'm quite amused!


    Graham
    --- Victor Hugo - "Common sense is in spite of, not the result of, education.”

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    Default Re: Coming soon to a theatre near you: 'pesti-side story'


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