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  1. #1
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    Default over a million virgins

    there is humor in beekeeping. over a million virgins work for me every summer for free. that gets the strangest comments "where did you find a million virgins in south carolina? what do you do? can l have a job working for you? or wa wa wa wa what? after l have let them go insane with curiosity then l tell them "l am a beekeeper and the workers never mate! always gets a laugh and often a 90% discount more times than l can count. store workers always smile when they see me and rush to be the one who waits on me!

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    Thumbs Up Re: over a million virgins

    Quote Originally Posted by seamuswildflower View Post
    there is humor in beekeeping. over a million virgins work for me every summer for free. that gets the strangest comments "where did you find a million virgins in south carolina? what do you do? can l have a job working for you? or wa wa wa wa what? after l have let them go insane with curiosity then l tell them "l am a beekeeper and the workers never mate! always gets a laugh and often a 90% discount more times than l can count. store workers always smile when they see me and rush to be the one who waits on me!

    Will have to try that one!

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    In some circles you can get arrested for those kind of comments or at least get your house searched as a possible pedophile..

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    WHAT WERE YOU THINKING SHAME! SHAME! SHAME! my thoughts were purely on bee keeping

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    An eye for an eye a joke for a joke!

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    All my friends know I keep a "stable" of working girls..... Bahahahhahaha

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    l went to a denny's after work and the waitress asked how l was doing. lt ws raining and l have queens ready to mate so l said "l have all these virgins that want to mate but they can't. You should see the look l got. she laughed when l told her the rest and brought every one working there to here about the virgins and l got 20% off on my meal!

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    Default Re: over a million virgins

    An Islamic wet dream......

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