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    Default Punography

    I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me!

    What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

    When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

    Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

    PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

    A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

    I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

    A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

    They told me I have type A blood, but it was a Type O.
    Regards, Barry

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    We sat across from a couple at a banquet. The guy was saying how some people he knew gave their mom a vacuum cleaner for a gift. "That sucks", he said not realizing the irony. "Yes", I replied, "and if they had given her a snow blower instead, that would blow!"

    We were invited to a co-workers party. When the hostess found out we were getting a male canary, she wanted to know what we were naming it. "Well", someone said, "you could name it Hop Sing".

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    Quote Originally Posted by Bee Bliss View Post
    We sat across from a couple at a banquet. The guy was saying how some people he knew gave their mom a vacuum cleaner for a gift
    That reminds me of this video.

    Greg Whitehead, Ten Mile, TN
    Blog - http://gregsbees.blogspot.com/

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