I wondered why the baseball was getting bigger, then it hit me!

What does a clock do when it's hungry? It goes back four seconds.

When you get a bladder infection, urine trouble.

Energizer Bunny arrested: charged with battery.

PMS jokes aren't funny. Period.

A soldier who survived mustard gas and pepper spray is now a seasoned veteran.

I stayed up all night to see where the sun went. Then it dawned on me.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra.

They told me I have type A blood, but it was a Type O.