Re: Need a good beekeeper joke
Commercial Beekeeper heading south on I-5 with a load of bees headed for almonds.
All of a sudden he sees a cop car on his tail with the lights flashing.
He pulls over and the cop approaches.
"What seems to be the problem officer?" he asks.
"Oh, it's no big deal", says the cop. "We are just doing random searches for illegal drugs".
The beekeeper, who is already stressed for time becomes agitated.
"Officer, I am a beekeeper. I have no time for drugs or any of that nonsense" he replies.
"Settle down, settle down" says the cop. "We will will just do an inspection and then you can be on your way".
Now the beekeeper is angry, "I have no time for this! Let me go so I can make it before daylight!!"
The cop, trying to keep things under control says, "Look. All we want to do is a simple strip search. It only takes a couple of minutes".
Now the beekeeper is in a rage.
"You want a strip search? YOU WANT A STRIP SEARCH?"
So the beekeeper quickly tears off all of his clothes and is bare naked alongside the freeway.
"Are you happy now?" he yells at the cop.
As the beekeeper stands there bare naked, the cop replies, "We were only searching for Apistan or Cumophos"!
Just say NO to excuse-izm!
If my bees die, I am responsible.