The Honest Lawyer
The city miser was on his death bed, as his last request he asked to be alone with his lawyer, doctor, and priest. “I know I am going to die,” he said, "and I would like to take my money with me, so I am going to give each of you $150,000 and I want you to each make sure the money gets in the coffin.” It was a few days after the funeral when the priest over flowing with guilt finally confided to the other two that he only put $100,000 back. “I’m glad you brought it up” said the doctor, “because I have also been feeling guilty, I only put $80,000 back.” “You people should be ashamed of yourselves,” stormed the lawyer, “stealing money like that; am I the only honest person here? Here, look at this” he said pulling out his check book, “Look, I wrote out a check for the full $150,000!”
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