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    A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.” The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?” The boy takes the quarters and leaves. “What did I tell you?” said the barber. “That kid never learns!” Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?” The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game is over!”

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    Default Re: Smart Boy

    ultracrepidarian >> noting or pertaining to a person who criticizes, judges, or gives advice outside of his expertise

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    Don't stop until spring. Then we'll understand that you're too busy to post them. They're great until then.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Steven Ogborn View Post
    Don't stop until spring. Then we'll understand that you're too busy to post them. They're great until then.
    You're right. I'll probably narrow it down to once a week.

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