I was at a dinner last night. One of the other guests came up to me…here’s the basic conversation.

Guest: I understand that you are a beekeeper.
Me: Afraid so. Are you?
Guest: I’m getting some bees this spring.
Me: Where ya gettin’ ‘em?
Guest: I don’t know yet.
Me: Oh….what sort of hives do you plan to use?
Guest: Uhhhhh….the white wooden ones.
Me: Ya ever kept bees before?
Guest: Nope…but how hard can it be?

Ahhhh…doesn’t it just make your brain hurt?