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  1. #1
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    Default A few more random thoughts

    Light travels faster than sound. This is why some people appear bright until you hear them speak.

    He who laughs last, thinks slowest.

    Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.

    Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.

    The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it wrong.

    The things that come to those who wait will be the things left by those who got there first.

    Flashlight: A case for holding dead batteries.

    The shin bone is a device for finding furniture in a dark room.

    A fine is a tax for doing wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.

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    Default Re: A few more random thoughts

    The early bird might get the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese.
    Julysun elevation 23 feet. 4 Hives, 2 years.

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    Default Re: A few more random thoughts

    If a man speaks in the woods, when his wife isn't around...

    Is he still wrong?
    "Life will find a way - it always finds a way." -Jurassic Park (MOVIE/BOOK)
    USDA Zone 5a

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    Default Re: A few more random thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by Kirk Osborne View Post
    If a man speaks in the woods, when his wife isn't around...

    Is he still wrong?
    "Fraid so"

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    Default Re: A few more random thoughts

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If money doesn't grow on trees then why do banks have branches?

    Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?

    Why do you have to "put your two cents in"...but it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra penny going to?

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    What did cured ham actually have?

    How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby" when babies wake up like every two hours?

    If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?

    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?

    Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?

    How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?

    If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?


    Ever wonder?:

    Why the sun lightens our hair,
    but darkens our skin?

    Why is 'abbreviated' such a long word?

    Why is it that doctors call what
    they do 'practice'?

    Why is lemon juice made with
    artificial flavor, and dish washing
    liquid made with real lemons?

    Why is the man who invests all
    your money called a broker?

    Why is the time of day with the
    slowest traffic called rush hour?

    Why isn't there mouse-flavored
    cat food?

    Why didn't Noah swat those two mosquitoes?

    Why do they sterilize the needle
    for lethal injections?

    You know that indestructible black
    box that is used on airplanes? Why
    don't they make the whole plane out
    of that stuff?!

    Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?

    Why are they called apartments
    when they are all stuck together?

    If flying is so safe, why do they call
    the airport the terminal?

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    Default Re: A few more random thoughts

    Quote Originally Posted by westernbeekeeper View Post
    If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
    YES! This one is no joke

    ATLANTA - It doesn't pay to take the Pepsi challenge if you happen to work for Coca-Cola.Rick Bronson, a union activist and driver at a Coca-Cola bottling plant in Southern California, apparently learned that lesson the hard way this week when he was fired for allegedly drinking a Pepsi-Cola.
    Management at the Coca-Cola Bottling Co. in Sylmar, California, told Bronson on June 12 he was being dismissed for violating a policy prohibiting slander of Coke products, according to the International Brotherhood of Teamsters.

    http://www.indiaresource.org/news/2003/4444.html
    Graham
    USDA Zone 7A Elevation 1400 ft

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