Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." Thomas Paine
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Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Where do bees go pee?
A: At the BP station!
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Take my Wife, please.
Delivery is everything. Timing.
Mark Berninghausen
www.uucantonny.org, "Support Our Troops" Quit Complaining and Fix It
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OK, sqkcrk. This one's for you, my friend.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows; it's never been done.
Luv & Kissies,
Summer
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Question: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Answer: No
Response: SO YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." Thomas Paine
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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, real men don't change light bulbs!
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How many women's liber's does it take to change a light bulb?
Three; one to change the light bulb and Two to explain the sexual implications!
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I got 2 new beehives, a veil, and a smoker for my wife. Good trade!
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Well, that wasn't legal in the 1800s. In the book "The Mayor of Casterbridge" by Thomas Hardy the main character autions his wife because he ate furmity porridge with alcohol.
Last edited by linn; 01-28-2013 at 07:36 AM. Reason: not "for" but "because"
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