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  1. #1
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    Default Fried Chicken

    Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was and I said, "Fried chicken."

    She said I wasn't funny but she couldn't have been right because everyone
    else laughed.

    My parents told me to always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my
    favorite animal.

    I told my dad what happened and he said my teacher was probably a member of
    PETA. He said they love animals very much.

    I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef.

    Anyway, my teacher sent me to the principal's office. I told him what
    happened and he laughed, too. Then he told me not to do it again

    The next day in class my teacher asked me what my favorite live animal was.

    I told her it was chicken.

    She asked me why so I told her it was because you could make them into
    fried chicken.

    She sent me back to the principal's office. He laughed and told me not to
    do it again.

    I don't understand. My parents taught me to be honest but my teacher
    doesn't like it when I am.

    Today my teacher asked us to tell her what famous person we admire most. I
    told her, "Colonel Sanders."


    Guess where I am now...

  2. #2
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    Default Re: Fried Chicken

    Ha ha ha!

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    Default Re: Fried Chicken

    Must be something in the water there in WY, Can you send me some?
    “Why do we fall, sir? So that we might learn to pick ourselves up” Alfred Pennyworth Batman Begins (2005)

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    Default Re: Fried Chicken

    Quote Originally Posted by minz View Post
    Must be something in the water there in WY, Can you send me some?
    Nope, it's top secret stuff.

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