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    Default Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Because they want too!
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Mebbe I'll stay single!

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Barry, please make Ben and Charlie post these jokes in Tailgator, they get worse by the day. These two deserve each other.

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Sorry, Ollie. I'll try to do better. What's a good joke, then?

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Quote Originally Posted by westernbeekeeper View Post
    Sorry, Ollie. I'll try to do better. What's a good joke, then?
    Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....


    First beekeeper says:
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    odfrank--with many years in the hive what do you use for foundation

    Second beekeeper says:
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    I'm too fat to fit in a hive....
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    >Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....
    I know, it was cute.

    How do you make those little separate quote box's?

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Quote Originally Posted by odfrank View Post
    Like this.
    Two characters.
    Quote Originally Posted by odfrank View Post
    And this.
    48 years - 50 hives - TF
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Ollie, the proper way to include the quote boxes is to use "Reply With Quote" button. Once that window opens, you can highlight, then copy and paste the part you want to quote. If you want to compose a reply with quotes from two different posts, you may find it easier to have two sessions of Beesource open, one to collect source material from, and the second to compose the reply and paste into. Once you have collected the portion of the quote that you want from the first window, you can "Cancel" that and go to the other post you want to quote from and so on. Be sure not to "cancel" your Reply window by mistake.

    What Joseph did is to cheat, and start out with using the "Reply With Quote" button, but then replace the actual quote with whatever he wanted to type.

    Note that clicking the little blue arrow in the quote box take you to the source of the quote, unless you fake it like Joseph did.
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    When the preacher said to us "till death do you part", I didn't realize he was giving me a goal.

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    till death do you part thats when i realized its sooner than i expexted

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Getting married saved my butt from the single life of riding bulls, bare back horses, catching pigs with dogs, drinking, partying all night then going to work the next day and chasing more women than a bull elk in rut.......................man I miss the good ol' days!
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Quote Originally Posted by odfrank View Post
    >Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....
    I know, it was cute.

    How do you make those little separate quote box's?



    Olly,

    Please don't hijack this cleverly funny thread to ask about technical issues. Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!
    Last edited by Charlie B; 12-20-2012 at 12:31 PM.
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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Quote Originally Posted by Charlie B View Post


    Olly,

    Please don't hijack this cleverly funny thread to ask about technical issues. Ben and I are trying to put smiles of faces!
    Whew!Thanks, Charlie. Well said!

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    >Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!

    You both are failing miserably and I was trying inconspicuously to help you save face.

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Cause marrige is tilldeath do us part, and of course she wants her part. There was a man put in his will he wanted to be buried with all his money. At the funrel every one was so suprised to see all that amount of money. But is was a check! Lol

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    Default Re: Why do single men live longer than married men?

    Quote Originally Posted by Davidnewbeeboxbuilder View Post
    Cause marrige is tilldeath do us part, and of course she wants her part. There was a man put in his will he wanted to be buried with all his money. At the funrel every one was so suprised to see all that amount of money. But is was a check! Lol
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