Why do single men live longer than married men?

[Charlie B]

Because they want too!

[westernbeekeeper]

Mebbe I'll stay single!

[odfrank]

Barry, please make Ben and Charlie post these jokes in Tailgator, they get worse by the day. These two deserve each other.

[westernbeekeeper]

Sorry, Ollie. I'll try to do better. What's a good joke, then?

[Rader Sidetrack]

Sorry, Ollie. I'll try to do better. What's a good joke, then?

Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....


First beekeeper says:

odfrank--with many years in the hive what do you use for foundation

Second beekeeper says:

I'm too fat to fit in a hive....

[odfrank]

>Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....
I know, it was cute.

How do you make those little separate quote box's?

[Joseph Clemens]

Like this.

Two characters.

And this.

[Rader Sidetrack]

Ollie, the proper way to include the quote boxes is to use "Reply With Quote" button. Once that window opens, you can highlight, then copy and paste the part you want to quote. If you want to compose a reply with quotes from two different posts, you may find it easier to have two sessions of Beesource open, one to collect source material from, and the second to compose the reply and paste into. Once you have collected the portion of the quote that you want from the first window, you can "Cancel" that and go to the other post you want to quote from and so on. Be sure not to "cancel" your Reply window by mistake.

What Joseph did is to cheat, and start out with using the "Reply With Quote" button, but then replace the actual quote with whatever he wanted to type.

Note that clicking the little blue arrow in the quote box take you to the source of the quote, unless you fake it like Joseph did.

[D Semple]

When the preacher said to us "till death do you part", I didn't realize he was giving me a goal.

[gregluxus]

till death do you part thats when i realized its sooner than i expexted

[BeeGhost]

Getting married saved my butt from the single life of riding bulls, bare back horses, catching pigs with dogs, drinking, partying all night then going to work the next day and chasing more women than a bull elk in rut.......................man I miss the good ol' days!

[Charlie B]

>Here's Ollie's idea of a joke .....
I know, it was cute.

How do you make those little separate quote box's?

Olly,

Please don't hijack this cleverly funny thread to ask about technical issues. Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!

[westernbeekeeper]

Olly,

Please don't hijack this cleverly funny thread to ask about technical issues. Ben and I are trying to put smiles of faces!

Whew!Thanks, Charlie. Well said!

[odfrank]

>Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!Ben and I are trying to put smiles on faces!

You both are failing miserably and I was trying inconspicuously to help you save face.

[Davidnewbeeboxbuilder]

Cause marrige is tilldeath do us part, and of course she wants her part. There was a man put in his will he wanted to be buried with all his money. At the funrel every one was so suprised to see all that amount of money. But is was a check! Lol

[Charlie B]

Cause marrige is tilldeath do us part, and of course she wants her part. There was a man put in his will he wanted to be buried with all his money. At the funrel every one was so suprised to see all that amount of money. But is was a check! Lol