There was a fellow once, kind of a hermit, who never went anywhere....except one day he ran out of firewood. He went to Murdoch's and asked about a new ax.
The salesman said "Yes, of course we have axes, but why toil away with an ax when you can get one of these Husqvarna chainsaws. You'll be amazed how much wood you can cut with it. In fact, pardon the pun, but it'll "cut" your work in half!"
The hermit replied, "Well if it'll cut my work in half then give me two!"
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