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  1. #121
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Quote Originally Posted by deknow View Post
    ???? I haven't seen anything at the hotel that has an additional charge because there are bees.....a fancy drink at a fancy hotel bar?
    Hotels with bees are more sophisticated than to blatantly add a "bee service charge" to each room bill. But certainly they incorporate hotel honey into many of their foods and beverages as the article stated. And you can bet there is a hefty markup on that honey.

    Hotels are profit-driven enterprises; everything they do is intended to enhance the bottom line! That should be no surprise to anyone, my point was that now they have figured out how to use bees to add to that bottom line.
    Graham
    USDA Zone 7A Elevation 1400 ft

  2. #122
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    After reading Mark's "requeening" theory, I announce you as my winner for the funniest
    "you just might be a beekeeper" saying of the redneck Beeks.

  3. #123
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Quote Originally Posted by genie View Post
    After reading Mark's "requeening" theory, I announce you as my winner for the funniest
    "you just might be a beekeeper" saying of the redneck Beeks.
    I second that!

  4. #124
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If while doing a cut out, by standers call to you
    "there are bee on you!" and you reply
    "Can you count how many?"
    they reply " Maybe 5 or 6"
    and you reply "So long as you can stil count them, I'm ok..." you might be a bee keeper.
    My wife says I have ADD, but, hey look- a chicken!

  5. #125
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If you have to watch a scene in Downton Abbey several times because you get distracted by the hives in the background, you might be a bee keeper

  6. #126
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    You get back from your bee yard that is 30 minutes away and you realize a bee has hitchhiked back with you so.... you turn around to bring her back.

  7. #127
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Your vanity plate says "bkeepr." My wife surprised me by putting that on my parked truck while I was bowhunting elk in Colorado.
    Ninja, is not in the dictionary. Well played Ninja's, well played...

  8. #128
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Quote Originally Posted by dnichols View Post
    You get back from your bee yard that is 30 minutes away and you realize a bee has hitchhiked back with you so.... you turn around to bring her back.
    WOW that's great!!!

  9. #129
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Quote Originally Posted by dnichols View Post
    You get back from your bee yard that is 30 minutes away and you realize a bee has hitchhiked back with you so.... you turn around to bring her back.
    Naw, if you were a beekeeper you wouldn't. You know that one bee doesn't matter.
    Mark Berninghausen
    Squeak Creek Apiaries



  10. #130
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If your favorite movie is Ulee's Gold.

  11. #131
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    The local law thinks you're a moonshiner because you've been spotted buying large quanities of sugar.

  12. #132
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    You can grab your hive tool quicker than your truck keys, but only because you keep track of your hive tool, cuz' the keys have never been out of the ignition.

    Crazy Roland

    P.S. True story, took the truck home after 30 years, parked outside for the first time, could not get the keys out, never been out before.

  13. #133
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    Quote Originally Posted by snl View Post
    if you look like Santa................................all year round!
    GUILTY!
    If your wife, a quilter, quilts you a Bee Quilt. YMBBK
    If you proudly display you bee stings and nonchalantly dismiss their numbers. . YMBBK

  14. #134
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If while your neighbor is sowing Kentucky 31 Fescue, you are sowing and encouraging the clover and dandelions that he doesn't want.

    If you forget about the hive tool in your back pocket, jump in the truck and rip your seat with said hive tool.
    A man is worth just as much as the things about which he busies himself- Marcus Aurelius

  15. #135
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If every visitor to your home/farm gets dragged out to see the hives...
    Newbee with three hives and two nucs, zone 6b

  16. #136
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    Default Re: "You just might be a beekeeper."

    If you curse the county for mowing and spraying all the dandelions and starthistle in the roadside ditches.

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