If all of your clean bluejeans have propolis stains on them, you just might be a beekeeper.
If the bottoms of your socks have propolis stains on them, you just might be a beekeeper.
If it is Sunday morning and rainy and you find yourself on the way to the beeyard and not to Church, you just might be a beekeeper.
If Dee Lusby officiated your wedding in the desert and you spent 2 weeks on a working wedding/ honeymoon with her bees and got to sleep until 7 am the morning after your wedding you just might be beekeepers...
Only bachelors keep 5 gallon buckets of honey around the kitchen? hmmmmm.....
-If you take your family on a "vacation" because you can get free bees doing a cut-out
-If your wife says "You need to leave the bees alone and work on the house or I'm going to swarm"
if you find yourself apologizing to a bee, which you just found in the container which you keep your burr comb, after realizing that she had been locked in solitary confinement for more than half her life. if you then state that that you must do inspections more often.
…if your wife tells you the supermarket is having a sale on sugar and you get more excited than she does.
When the guys at work are giving away a dining room set and you just look at the top to see if is good enough to rip into bee boxes or hive components (got over ruled and made it ended up making it into a coffee table).
This one made me laugh out loud hard. Brought back a real memory last summer of bolting out of the house after 25 lb bags of sugar. My wife in tow grumbling under her breath. Man it is good when the tables turn
Ok, I'll bite. You might be a lady beekeeper if you're outside early in the morning with curlers in your hair, your Sthil chain saw mask on for eye and hearing protection..cutting just one more board on the chop saw and hoping to God no one shows up early and sees you..
Ok, I'll bite. You might be a lady beekeeper if you're outside early in the morning with curlers in your hair, your Sthil chain saw mask on for eye and hearing protection..cutting just one more board on the chop saw and hoping to God no one shows up early and sees you.
Lauri: I go back and forth on this, trying to decide if your husband is the luckiest, or unluckiest man in the world.
If all I were wearing was haircurlers and a Stihl chainsaw mask I would worry about being seen too and I am not a woman. You'll have to take my word on that.
If you're husband is ticked about the trees making a mess of little spots all over the cars and you don't say a word as he tops and de-limbs all the Hybrid poplars on the place.
you might be a bee keeper
"You just might be a beekeeper" is the tag line. It comes after whatever characteristic you illustrate in the first part. It's funnier when it's in the right order.
If you go to work in a suit which zips up the front and has a hood, (pause) you just might be a beekeeper. See how that works?
If you have curlers in your hair and wear a Stihl chainsaw mask etc etc, you just might be a lady beekeeper.
I agree with Radar....................Mark, you're having a very nice dream, but perhaps this thread needs to move elsewhere! Perhaps to another forum!
(By the way, that hair is from petting the horses..I don't have hairy hands,LOL)
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