Okay, a customer comes up to you with a half-jar of honey that's granulated. They shake it in your face and say, "You're honey went bad. It turned to sugar! This is not raw honey."

Outside of shooting them on the spot and burying the body behind the outhouse, what's your favorite, perhaps most effective explanation to placate their sense of outrage?

I'm running out of room behind the outhouse.

Jackson, MO