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    Default One liners....

    Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
    Dan Hayden 4 Years. 9 hives. Tx Free. USDA Zone 5b.

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    Default Re: One liners....

    Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

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    Q: Where do bees go pee?
    A: At the BP station!
    “When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.” – John Muir

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    Take my Wife, please.

    Delivery is everything. Timing.
    Mark Berninghausen "That which works, persists."

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    OK, sqkcrk. This one's for you, my friend.

    Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: No one knows; it's never been done.

    Luv & Kissies,
    Summer

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    Question: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

    Answer: No

    Response: SO YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!
    Dan Hayden 4 Years. 9 hives. Tx Free. USDA Zone 5b.

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    Default Re: One liners....

    How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

    NONE, real men don't change light bulbs!

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    How many women's liber's does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three; one to change the light bulb and Two to explain the sexual implications!

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    Default Re: One liners....

    I got 2 new beehives, a veil, and a smoker for my wife. Good trade!

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    Default Re: One liners....

    Well, that wasn't legal in the 1800s. In the book "The Mayor of Casterbridge" by Thomas Hardy the main character autions his wife because he ate furmity porridge with alcohol.
    Last edited by linn; 01-28-2013 at 07:36 AM. Reason: not "for" but "because"

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