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    Default One liners....

    Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
    Dan Hayden 4 Years. 9 hives. Tx Free. USDA Zone 5b.

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    Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!

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    Q: Where do bees go pee?
    A: At the BP station!
    “When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.” – John Muir

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    Default Re: One liners....

    Take my Wife, please.

    Delivery is everything. Timing.
    Mark Berninghausen #youmatter

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    OK, sqkcrk. This one's for you, my friend.

    Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
    A: No one knows; it's never been done.

    Luv & Kissies,
    Summer

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    Question: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?

    Answer: No

    Response: SO YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!
    Dan Hayden 4 Years. 9 hives. Tx Free. USDA Zone 5b.

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    How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?

    NONE, real men don't change light bulbs!

    ----------------------------------------------------

    How many women's liber's does it take to change a light bulb?

    Three; one to change the light bulb and Two to explain the sexual implications!

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    Default Re: One liners....

    I got 2 new beehives, a veil, and a smoker for my wife. Good trade!

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