Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
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Two peanuts were walking down the street, one got assaulted.
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." Thomas Paine
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Why do gerillas have big nostralls? Coz they got big fingers!!!!!!!!!
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Q: Where do bees go pee?
A: At the BP station!
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Take my Wife, please.
Delivery is everything. Timing.
Mark Berninghausen
www.uucantonny.org, "Support Our Troops"
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OK, sqkcrk. This one's for you, my friend.
Q: How many men does it take to change a roll of toilet paper?
A: No one knows; it's never been done.
Luv & Kissies,
Summer
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Question: Do you know the difference between toilet paper and a shower curtain?
Answer: No
Response: SO YOU ARE THE ONE!!!!!!
"What we obtain too cheap, we esteem too lightly: it is dearness only that gives every thing its value." Thomas Paine
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How many real men does it take to change a light bulb?
NONE, real men don't change light bulbs!
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How many women's liber's does it take to change a light bulb?
Three; one to change the light bulb and Two to explain the sexual implications!
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I got 2 new beehives, a veil, and a smoker for my wife. Good trade!
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