Squirrel Launcher

[Rob-bee]

Anyone have any squirrel launcher plans they can pass on to me? Too many squirrels and houses to close to shoot them, so I thought I would have a little fun with them. Before anyone goes off the deep PETA end, they are chewing holes in my buildings and destroying the trash. So I figure a little payback is in order.

[Specialkayme]

My friend had a problem with squirrels. He set up some traps to catch them alive. Even numbered caught squirrels were spray painted neon colors, then let loose. My friend enjoyed watching the colors bounce around the trees. Odd numbered caught squirrels were given swimming lessons by dropping the cage in a 55 gallon drum of water. After 20 years my friend has not found a single squirrel that could swim. One day he'll find that special squirrel.