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  1. #1
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    Default It's So Hot . . .

    ...the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms out of the ground.
    ...the trees are whistling for the dogs.
    ...the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.
    ...hot water comes from both taps.
    ...you can make sun tea instantly.
    ...you learn that a seat belt buckle makes a pretty good branding iron.
    ...the temperature drops below 90 F and you feel a little chilly.
    ...you discover that in July it only takes two fingers to steer your car (one on each hand).
    ...you discover that you can get sunburned through your car window.
    ...you actually burn your hand opening the car door.
    ...you break into a sweat the instant you step outside at 5:30 A.M.
    ...your biggest motorcycle wreck fear is, "What if I get knocked out and end up lying on the pavement and cook to death"?
    ...you realize that asphalt has a liquid stage.
    ...the potatoes cook underground, so all you have to do is pull one out and add butter.
    ...the cows are giving evaporated milk.
    ...farmers are feeding their chickens crushed ice to keep them from laying boiled eggs.

    IT'S SO DRY in Illinois that the Baptists are starting to baptize by sprinkling, the Methodists are using wet-wipes, the Presbyterians are giving rain checks, and the Catholics are praying for the wine to turn back into water!
    Regards, Barry

  2. #2
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    So far 8" in July and raining like H***. My bees are wearing life jackets!

  3. #3
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by julysun View Post
    So far 8" in July and raining like H***.
    You complained last year that you had no rain, now you're bit--in that you have too much! What is it with you Texans?
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  4. #4
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    It's so hot and dry out, that even water might burn!

  5. #5
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    Quote Originally Posted by Bee Bliss View Post
    It's so hot and dry out, that even water might burn!
    That's corny, you can do better!
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  6. #6
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    Oh, and a pet peeve of mine.......... I wish people would quit spitting their gum out in the parking lots!!

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    My quote for the day: “Treat everyone with politeness, even those who are rude to you - not because they are nice, but because you are.”

    Edit: LOL, did not direct my quote at snl . Didn't even see their post above mine till after I posted it.

  7. #7
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  8. #8
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    Annapolis Royal, NS, CAN
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    ... Campbell Soup changed the directions on its cans: "Just pour and eat."
    ... the corn's popping in the field

  9. #9
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    Baytown, TX., USA.
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    Default Re: It's So Hot . . .

    My SA brother keeps saying that we prayed for rain all of 2011, now the Good Lord has answered our prayers so shut up and sit down!!!

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