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    Three old ladies were discussing the trials and tribulations of getting older. One said, "Sometimes I catch myself with a jar of mayonnaise in my hand while standing in front of the refrigerator, and I can't remember whether I need to put it away or start making a sandwich." The second lady chimed in with, "Yes, sometimes I find myself on the landing of the stairs and can't remember whether I was on my way up or on my way down." The third one responded, "Well, ladies, I'm glad I don't have that problem, knock on wood," as she rapped her knuckles on the table and then said, "That must be the door, I'll get it!"
    Regards, Barry

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    My short-term memory is not as sharp as it used to be.
    Also, my short-term memory's not as sharp as it used to be.
    Greg Whitehead, Ten Mile, TN
    Blog - http://gregsbees.blogspot.com/

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    That's the way my memory has ALWAYS been.

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    Big Grin Re: Can't remember

    I have great memory but its SHORT

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    What memory. Good chuckle Barry.......you got too much time on your hands. Now if you could just remember where the dog is.
    "People will generally accept facts as truth only if the facts agree with what they already believe."- Andy Rooney

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