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  1. #1
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    Default Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    What kind of bees give milk?

    Boo bees!



    When your bees go on vacation where do they use the bathroom?

    At the BP station!


  2. #2
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    Good ones.

  3. #3
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    Come on folks!

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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    Guy driving along on a remote highway runs out of gas. Stands by the side of the road, looking forlornly into the distance, wondering how many miles he's gonna have to walk, when a bee buzzes along and asks him what's up.

    Guy tries to hide his surprise at a talking bee, explains he's out of gas. Bee says 'ok, open up the tank and gimme 15 minutes'.

    Bee flies into the tank, then flies out. Two minutes later comes back followed by a veritable flotilla of bees, all of whom fly in and fly out of the gas tank.

    13 minutes later Bee buzzes up to guy and says 'ok, turn her over'. Guy does, engine starts. Guy astounded, says 'thanks.. but what on earth did you do?'

    Bee grins and says 'we just filled up your tank... with Bee Pee'.

  5. #5
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    Suh weet

  6. #6
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    The bee is such a busy soul
    she has no time for birth control
    that is why in times like these--
    There are so many Sons of Bees

  7. #7
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    What is the last thing that goes through a bee's mind when she hits a windshield?
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    Her stinger.
    Buzz Abbott
    USDA zone 11a, Western Garden zone 24 (75 ft elev. n34.0w118.47)

  8. #8
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    Default Re: Bee Jokes...whos got em?

    The First Law of Beekeeping: For every beekeeper, there exists an equal and opposite beekeeper.
    The Second Law of Beekeeping: They're both wrong.

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    A farmer was milking his cow. He was just starting to get a good rhythm going when a bee flew into the barn and started circling his head. Suddenly, the bee flew into the cow's ear. The farmer didn't think much about it, until the bee squirted out into his bucket. It went in one ear and out the udder.

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