Bee Jokes...whos got em?

[Splorndle]

What kind of bees give milk?

Boo bees!



When your bees go on vacation where do they use the bathroom?

At the BP station!

[cheesegenie]

Good ones.

[Splorndle]

Come on folks!

[deejaycee]

Guy driving along on a remote highway runs out of gas. Stands by the side of the road, looking forlornly into the distance, wondering how many miles he's gonna have to walk, when a bee buzzes along and asks him what's up.

Guy tries to hide his surprise at a talking bee, explains he's out of gas. Bee says 'ok, open up the tank and gimme 15 minutes'.

Bee flies into the tank, then flies out. Two minutes later comes back followed by a veritable flotilla of bees, all of whom fly in and fly out of the gas tank.

13 minutes later Bee buzzes up to guy and says 'ok, turn her over'. Guy does, engine starts. Guy astounded, says 'thanks.. but what on earth did you do?'

Bee grins and says 'we just filled up your tank... with Bee Pee'.

[Splorndle]

Suh weet

[Vance G]

The bee is such a busy soul
she has no time for birth control
that is why in times like these--
There are so many Sons of Bees