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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
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    Ennis, TX USA
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    Default New Wine For Seniors

    This will really help us at night. Enjoy


    A single glass at night could mean a peaceful, uninterrupted night sleep. NEW Wine for Seniors I kid you not.


    California vintners in the Napa Valley area, which
    primarily produce Pinot Blanc, Pinot Noir, and Pinot Grigio wines, have developed a new hybrid grape that acts as an anti-diuretic. It is expected to reduce the number of trips older people have to make to the bathroom during the night.
    The new wine will be marketed as --------

    PINO MORE!!!!!!!!!!
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    May 2003
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    Farmington, New Mexico
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    Default Re: New Wine For Seniors

    A woman was sipping on a glass of wine, while sitting on the patio with her husband, and she says, "I love you so much, I don't know how I could ever live without you" ...

    Her husband asks, "Is that you, or the wine talking?”...

    She replies, "It's me....talking to the wine."
    Nobody ruins my day without my permission, and I refuse to grant it...

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