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  1. #1
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    Apr 2008
    west point, ms

    Default God is busy

    If you don't know GOD, don't make stupid remarks!!!!!!
    A United States Marine was taking some college courses
    between assignments. He had completed 20 missions in Iraq
    and Afghanistan . One of the courses had a professor who
    was an avowed atheist, and a member of the ACLU.

    One day the professor shocked the class when he came in.
    He looked to the ceiling and flatly stated, "GOD, if you are
    real, then I want you to knock me off this platform...
    I'll give you exactly 15 min."

    The lecture room fell silent. You could hear a pin drop.
    Ten minutes went by and the professor proclaimed,
    "Here I am GOD, I'm still waiting."

    It got down to the last couple of minutes when the Marine got
    out of his chair, went up to the professor, and cold-cocked him;
    knocking him off the platform. The professor was out cold.

    The Marine went back to his seat and sat there, silently.

    The other students were shocked and stunned, and sat there
    looking on in silence. The professor eventually came to,
    noticeably shaken, looked at the Marine and asked,
    "What in the world is the matter with you? Why did you do that?"

    The Marine calmly replied,
    "GOD was too busy today protecting America 's
    soldiers who are protecting your right to say stupid
    stuff and act like an idiot. So He sent me."

    The classroom erupted in cheers!
    Don't think you are on the right road simply because it is a well worn pathway.

  2. #2
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    Feb 2003
    Lake county, Indiana 46408-4109

    Default Re: God is busy

    Folks I am a beliver as much as any one but you have turned a joke into a tailgator discussion so please keep the jokes here and tailgator there
    Ed, KA9CTT profanity is IGNORANCE made audible
    you can`t fix stupid not even with duct tape

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Nov 2010
    Atlanta, Missouri, USA

    Default Re: God is busy

    I apologize your right.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Jan 2011
    Athens, OH

    Default Re: God is busy

    Quote Originally Posted by honeyman46408 View Post
    please keep the jokes here and tailgator there
    I thought those were family-friendly and at least as funny as OP. Got lots more
    Buy the ticket, take the ride. -H.S. Thompson


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