Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death
When Osama bin Laden died last month, he was met at the Pearly Gates by
George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How
dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"
Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
wanted to end our liberties!"
James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
I wished our government to provide for the common defense!"
Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled,
"It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe,
Thomas Nelson, Jr. and 65 other early American patriots took turns,
unleashing their anger on the terrorist leader.
As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept
and said, "This is not what you promised me."
The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.