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  1. #1
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    Default On Osama Bin Ladens death

    There is now conclusive evidence that Osama Bin Laden is dead.
    This week he registered to vote in Chicago!
    Regards, Barry

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    Default Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death

    OK....That was funny

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    Default Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death

    They named a drink after UBL. It is two shots and a splash!
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    beekeeper@americasbeekeeper.com

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    Default Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death

    Osamas Angel:

    When Osama bin Laden died last month, he was met at the Pearly Gates by
    George Washington, who slapped him across the face and yelled, "How
    dare you try to destroy the nation I helped conceive!"

    Patrick Henry approached, punched him in the nose and shouted, "You
    wanted to end our liberties!"

    James Madison followed, kicked him in the groin and said, "This is why
    I wished our government to provide for the common defense!"

    Thomas Jefferson was next, beat Osama with a long cane and snarled,
    "It was evil men like you who inspired me to write the Declaration of
    Independence."

    The beatings and thrashings continued as George Mason, James Monroe,
    Thomas Nelson, Jr. and 65 other early American patriots took turns,
    unleashing their anger on the terrorist leader.

    As Osama lay bleeding and in pain, an Angel appeared. Bin Laden wept
    and said, "This is not what you promised me."

    The Angel replied, "I told you there would be 72 Virginians waiting
    for you in Heaven. What did you think I said?"
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  5. #5
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    Default Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death

    Nice one hambone. Just sent that to a dozen friends of mine. Virginia - the birth place of America. My folks came from there, then a lot of them left for Texas during the Civil War, go figure.
    Try living life with the attitude it's not about what you want to do but what you should do!

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    Default Re: On Osama Bin Ladens death

    My children told me about a t-shirt they saw recently. On it was a picture of Osama Bin Laden and over the picture was a caption - "Hide and Seek Champion 2001 - 2011".

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