The Heart Attack Grill just opened in Dallas. This has got to be the greatest thing ever.

Some of the restaurant highlights:

If you are over 350lbs you eat for free.
Worlds Highest Butterfat Content Shake.
Waitresses are dress in scantily clad nurse outfits.

I canít wait to go there.

Btw. The quadruple bypass burger is rumored to be 8000 calories.