All joking aside, the drought and wildfires are no laughing matter. Texas is hurting badly, and we need all the white light, rain, and prayers you can offer. But on a lighter note --
The newspapers in TX have been keeping tabs on the extent of the drought. It's official. It is a very serious situation.
These facts regarding the water shortage have officially come to light:
The Baptists are now sprinkling.
The Methodists have adopted the use of Wet Wipes.
The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.
The Catholics are praying that the wine be turned back into water.