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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Oct 2007
    Location
    Lavaca county, Texas
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    Big Grin The Texas Drought

    All joking aside, the drought and wildfires are no laughing matter. Texas is hurting badly, and we need all the white light, rain, and prayers you can offer. But on a lighter note --

    The newspapers in TX have been keeping tabs on the extent of the drought. It's official. It is a very serious situation.

    These facts regarding the water shortage have officially come to light:
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    The Baptists are now sprinkling.

    The Methodists have adopted the use of Wet Wipes.

    The Presbyterians are handing out rain checks.

    The Catholics are praying that the wine be turned back into water.

    Summer

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Location
    Ennis, TX USA
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    Default Re: The Texas Drought

    It’s so dry that the cows are giving evaporated milk.
    Chuck Norris once roundhouse kicked Hulk in the face. Now he hides in the forest and changed his name to Shrek

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Apr 2011
    Location
    Bellville, TX, USA
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    7

    Default Re: The Texas Drought

    Over here, the fish have ticks and the fire hydrants are starting to chase the dogs around.

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