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    Default Justin

    So I let my dog out to potty, and she started barking like crazy. Figured there was really no reason for he to be barking like that at midnight, so went out to investigate. She was looking straight up at the power line. Look at what she was barking at.


    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Re: Justin

    Why is Chuck Norris on your power line?

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    Default Re: Justin

    Chuck Norris is his own generator. 1 round house kick from Chuck Norris produces enough power to supply California for a year. Problem is they have no way to contain this power.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Re: Justin

    nice one hambone, now you can cater the wedding too! i was hoping someone else would finish the joke for me, it just sounded like a good start for one. 15'' of snow yesterday,40 and rain today.wish you'd invite me to the wedding.

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    Default Re: Justin

    Quote Originally Posted by justin View Post
    nice one hambone,
    That's what she said.
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

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    Default Re: Justin

    I would have had to take a shot or two at her.....nasty creatures that will decimate a cantaloupe garden.
    Mike Forbes
    Red Dirt Apiaries

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    Default Re: Justin

    opossum it's whats for dinner lol
    Dwayne.S
    Westmoreland N.Y.

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    Default Re: Justin

    whats so great about cantaloupe? i think they're cute. a little greasy but cute.

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    Default Re: Justin

    I will get the barbeque sauce out!
    Mighty tasty critters they are!

    Justin: sounds like you are getting all the snow now?
    We had around 45- 50 deg. and lots of sunshine yesterday and looks like again for today.
    The bees were sure enjoying it and exercising there wings most of the afternoon.

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    Default Re: Justin

    Those rascals have made it as far north as
    central Minnesota (the opossum that is)

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