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  1. #1
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    Default And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that moment, a bee flew in his window.
    The bee said, 'What seems to be the problem?'
    'I'm out of gas,' the man replied.
    The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.

    'Try it now,' said one bee.

    The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up. 'Wow!' the man exclaimed, 'what did you put in my gas tank'?

    The bee answered,


    B.P.

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    Good One!!..hahaha

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    that has got to be the best Joke I have seen in a long time.
    99.99% of questions can be answered by Just reading books.

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    I t may have been funny years ago, but not after yaers of hearing it.
    Didn't someone else already post that under Jokes/Humor Forum? Or was that on another site?
    Which ever, it doesn't belong under this Forum.
    Mark Berninghausen #youmatter

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    Wow!!!!!

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    stick in the mud!


    thanks for the joke eastside!
    I appreciate it and I've never heard it before
    Disclaimer: I'm no expert. Use caution

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    More like a sqkcrk in the mud

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    What's a duck nutt? Is that like a truck nut?

    Y'all need to keep up w/ what is happening on beesource. This "joke" was posted two days ago under Coffee Klatch Jokes/Humor Forum. Which anyone who checks Todays Posts would have seen.

    Y'all have fun now, hear?
    Mark Berninghausen #youmatter

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    good grief....so what if something gets posted again..I don't read the Coffee Klatch Jokes/Humor Forum or the honey products forums or pollinators forum


    lighten up
    Last edited by duck_nutt; 06-10-2010 at 02:50 PM.
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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    It was better with the graphics. BP logo and a evil looking bee filling up a can.
    Bee all you can Bee!
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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    Always some one around to tinkle in somebodys Fruit loops. Great Joke never read it don't read post much past this part. I agree sitck in the mud.
    99.99% of questions can be answered by Just reading books.

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    Default Re: And since we're talking about the oil leak----------------

    So...

    Where do bees go pee????


    at the B.P. station of course.
    “When one tugs at a single thing in nature, he finds it attached to the rest of the world.” – John Muir

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