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  1. #1
    Join Date
    Mar 2008
    Ennis, TX USA

    Default Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    This is for all the germ conscious folks
    that worry about using cold water to clean.

    John went to visit his 90 year old grandfather
    in a very secluded, rural area of Saskatchewan

    After spending a great evening chatting the night away,
    the next morning John's grandfather prepared
    breakfast of bacon, eggs and toast.

    However, John noticed a film like substance on his plate,
    and questioned his grandfather asking,

    'Are these plates clean?'

    His grandfather replied,

    'They're as clean as cold water can get em.
    Just you go ahead and finish your meal, Sonny!'

    For lunch the old man made hamburgers.

    Again, John was concerned about the plates,
    as his appeared to have tiny specks around
    the edge that looked like dried egg and asked,

    'Are you sure these plates are clean?'

    Without looking up the old man said,

    'I told you before, Sonny, those dishes are as
    clean as cold water can get them. Now don't you
    fret, I don't want to hear another word about it!'

    Later that afternoon, John was on his way to a nearby town
    and as he was leaving, his grandfather's dog
    started to growl, and wouldn't let him pass.

    John yelled and said,
    'Grandfather, your dog won't let me get to my car'.

    Without diverting his attention from the football game
    he was watching on TV, the old man shouted!

    'Coldwater, go lay down now, yah hear me!
    Chuck Norris has a grizzly bear carpet in his room. The bear isn't dead it is just afraid to move.

  2. #2
    Join Date
    Sep 2006
    Dane County, WI.

    Default Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    I liked that one,.. Hambone,.........very funny.

  3. #3
    Join Date
    Jan 2009
    Vernon,New York,USA

    Default Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    dang tats funny!!!!
    Westmoreland N.Y.

  4. #4
    Join Date
    Mar 2010
    Chester Co, PA, USA

    Default Re: Can Cold Water Clean Dishes?

    old Cub Scout campfire skit but they call the dog Three Rivers!!


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